misskittystryker:

zarax:

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

i cant stop laughing

always reblog

(Source: lolgifs.net)

369,800 notes

poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

110,778 notes

destiel-is-johnlocked:

tennants-hair:

shinysherlock:

Damn straight.

I feel straight was the wrong word to use about fanfics

destiel-is-johnlocked:

tennants-hair:

shinysherlock:

Damn straight.

I feel straight was the wrong word to use about fanfics

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(Source: drimaues)

193,387 notes

faefriend:

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

342,903 notes

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

186,937 notes

queenlovett:

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

marry me.

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not-safe-for-earth:

ikantenggelem:

Disney x Marvel -source-

This is amazing. #rocketrescuerangers

17,421 notes

extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

474,191 notes

bitwisdom:

inoriaizawa:

here’s a lifehack for you: drink the vodka. there, now you have vodka in you. that’s way more useful to know than this jellyfish thing

I dunno I think “pour vodka all over yourself and literally everything you own” is a pretty good life hack

(Source: listoflifehacks)

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l-eviosa:

STEP 1. 

Think of a character.

STEP 2. 

Send me 5 facts or clues about this person.

STEP 3. 

Watch me suffer and try to guess this character. 

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ship-hard:

sploadygoat:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

playmygayheartstrings:

fuckinglesbian:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Red hot nickel dropped in water…

I just yelled THAT’S SO FASCINATING

As well you should because THAT IS SERIOUSLY SO FASCINATING

THAT IS THE CUTEST NOISE I HAVE EVER HEARD

it’s like a tiny magical girl transformation scene

thats how they should just make the noises in any scifi movie ever

(Source: just-a-skinny-boy)

320,915 notes

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

87,387 notes

114,707 plays

radtracks:

riptide // vance joy

i was scared of dentists and the dark
i was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations
oh, all my friends are turning green
you’re the magician’s assistant in their dreams

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